the golds gym affliction

So i work out at golds gym a few days a week, and yesterday i was looking at this buff little man who has to be at the most 5'1 he was working his little elf heart out and I just got the urge to go up to him and give him a hug and say sir, you do realize that no matter how buff you get your still going to be short? he then got super upset and put me on the naughty list.